Wednesday 29 October 2014

About whether I've taken in the mystery code

About whether I've taken in the mystery code expressions of book commentators who don't generally need you to hear what they're saying. "Transitioning," for instance, signifies "self-included youngster anguishes over reckless details." "Inside odyssey" means nothing happens. "Reflective" implies psychobabble. 

Also later: 

A book of "artistic depictions" means nothing happens. 

"An expressive residential community memory" means nothing happens. 

"Loaded with wry understanding" means nothing happens. 

A "rumination," a "pastiche," a "twinkling little gem of a novel," "a calm purge," "a voyage through memory" or an "idyllic epitaph" all mean nothing ever happens. 

Turf OFF! I've chosen to enjoy a reprieve from bashing the Frogs, and today I'm turning my fierceness onto the Limeys. (I did a bit of that yesterday, as well.) I simply read today that Anne Robinson—the irritating, dykey host of The Weakest Link—conceives that Americans are imbecilic. Her proof: 

Does she think Americans are absolutely more moronic than the Brits? "You need to recall that just five for every penny of Americans have identifications," she says. "That clarifies a lot..." 

To me, it clarifies why most Americans (outside of the colleges, at any rate) have gotten away from the disagreeable Continental leftism and Euro-snootiness that certain Brits have assimilated in the wake of making a trip to Frogville and Krautland once again and again. At the same time genuinely, does Robinson surmise that the residents of a landmass crossing country a country with various atmospheres, and in addition characteristic and man-made miracles ought to be required to travel abroad as frequently as the individuals who occupy a little, storm-battered island in the North Atlantic? This is especially senseless since Canada, the outside nation that Americans are well on the way to need to visit, doesn't oblige us to have travel permits. 

It deteriorates: 

"You can simply tell Texans," she says. "They wear huge, splendid, multi- shaded sweaters. Each time I see one, I think God's made an alternate rainbow. At that point you get the clean-shaven Right-wing Christian sorts. The Jews on our group are continually snickering at them saying: 'He wouldn't have given us a chance to stow away in his upper room.'" 

It is odd that Anne Robinson, who thinks of us as Americans to be loathesomely uninformed of anything outside our fringes, is ignorant that the South is presently a standout amongst the most master Jewish districts of the United States. This is especially valid concerning Israel. Be that as it may I forgot...leftists like Jews just in the event that they are powerless, ethically obliged to the Left, and ideally radical themselves. That essentially discounts the Israelis. 

Maybe the English Channel isn't the main motivation behind why Britain hasn't been attacked in the previous 1000 years. 

P.c. Preposterousness: Apparently, you're not permitted to utilize the term quick and dirty in Britain. This is rich: 

"Low down" is banned in light of the fact that it is thought to start from a slave merchants' expression to portray the trash left at the lowest part of a slave dispatch after a voyage. 

This sounds like a heap of poo to me, kind of like the sham inception of cookout that surfaced several years prior. Indeed, my lexicon says the accompanying: "twentieth c.: orig. uncert." Load of poo affirmed. 

Indeed the article itself can't evade silly political accuracy: 

He said the expression "pikeys" used to portray a specific sort of criminal more often than not from the voyaging group was glared upon. 

"Voyaging" group? That is an exceptionally indirect method for saying "Tramp"! 

In any case, I wouldn't have realized that in the event that I hadn't seen the motion picture Snatch. As such, the BBC has ejected its dedication to conveying actualities, supplanting it with a wink and a poke to the individuals who know the realities. Helping the BBC in their muddling is an entire new classification of PC dialect: terms so ambiguous that you can't even think about what they truly mean. 

Tuesday 21 January 2014


Venting is the launching album and sole studio album by the post-grunge/hard rock music group Five.Bolt.Main. It was made public on September 13, 2005 via Rock Ridge Music. Three singles were released from the album: "Pathetic" (2005), "The Gift" (2006), and "Seem to Be Fine" (2006). Venting sold approximately around 20,000 copies.

In the year 2009, Five.Bolt.Main's song "The Gift" was employed as the official song of "PWO Wrestlelution 2: A Coming of Age," a wrestling event that broadcasted on "Pro Wrestling Ohio" TV in the state of Ohio.

Wednesday 6 March 2013


Venting is the debut album and sole studio album by the post-grunge/hard rock music group Five. Bolt. Main. It was released on September 13, 2005 via Rock Ridge Music. Three singles were released from the album: "Pathetic", "The Gift", and "Seem to Be Fine". Venting sold roughly around 20,000 copies.

Friday 11 May 2012


Mimosoideae is a subfamily of the flowering plant family Fabaceae (alt. Leguminosae) characterized by flowers with small petals and numerous prominent stamens. This subfamily is subdivided into four tribes: Acacieae, Ingeae, Mimoseae, and Mimozygantheae.

Some classification systems, for example the Cronquist system, treat Fabaceae in a narrow sense, raising Mimisoideae to the rank of family as Mimosaceae. The Angiosperm Phylogeny Group treats Fabaceae in the broad sense.

Tuesday 9 April 2002


Tuesday, April 09, 2002

SO BAD THAT IT'S GOOD: If you haven't seen it yet, be sure to check out the CAP Ministry movie reviews. These are movie reviews from a kooky fundamentalist Christian perspective, but you will be amazed by the amount of effort that went into these reviews. They have a complex statistical model that allows them to quantify all of the ungodly messages in a given film. They have reviews of hundreds of movies over a period of several years. I noticed that South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut got the worst score of all, being approximately three times as offensive as the nearest contenders!

Monday 8 April 2002

Monday, April 08, 2002

OUCH: Now that tornado season is upon us, I thought that I'd let everyone know why you should never use a bridge overpass for shelter. ("The casualties all had serious injuries, some life-threatening, from the effects of flying debris. Their injuries included, but are not limited to: compound fractures and shattered bones, missing fingers, missing ears, missing noses, and being impaled by pieces of shingles, 2x4s, etc.") Real life is apparently less forgiving than what you might see in a movie like Twister.


EGALITARIANISM ALERT: It appears that "infuriatingly stupid" gets the honor of being first. Just when I think that the relativism and egalitarianism of the Left have reached the lowest possible point, I read this. Hmmm... if someone were to smack these two women for being so evil and stupid, would the bruises be "an identity not a medical affliction that needs to be fixed"?