SO BAD THAT IT'S GOOD

Tuesday, April 09, 2002

SO BAD THAT IT'S GOOD: If you haven't seen it yet, be sure to check out the CAP Ministry movie reviews. These are movie reviews from a kooky fundamentalist Christian perspective, but you will be amazed by the amount of effort that went into these reviews. They have a complex statistical model that allows them to quantify all of the ungodly messages in a given film. They have reviews of hundreds of movies over a period of several years. I noticed that South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut got the worst score of all, being approximately three times as offensive as the nearest contenders!

Monday, April 08, 2002

OUCH: Now that tornado season is upon us, I thought that I'd let everyone know why you should never use a bridge overpass for shelter. ("The casualties all had serious injuries, some life-threatening, from the effects of flying debris. Their injuries included, but are not limited to: compound fractures and shattered bones, missing fingers, missing ears, missing noses, and being impaled by pieces of shingles, 2x4s, etc.") Real life is apparently less forgiving than what you might see in a movie like Twister.

EGALITARIANISM ALERT:

EGALITARIANISM ALERT: It appears that "infuriatingly stupid" gets the honor of being first. Just when I think that the relativism and egalitarianism of the Left have reached the lowest possible point, I read this. Hmmm... if someone were to smack these two women for being so evil and stupid, would the bruises be "an identity not a medical affliction that needs to be fixed"?

Sunday, April 07, 2002

I decided to jump on the bandwagon and start my own weblog. Stay tuned for links to some of the most bizarre, brilliant, or infuriatingly stupid things on the web.